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My question is: What is the best would you rather question?

I've been thinking about this for awhile, and I can't come up with one that I think is all that good...So, what do you think is the best one?

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Would you rather cut off the thumb of your preferred hand, or both of your big toes?

That's one I just came up with, so I don't know if it counts as the best.

EDIT: Also, the term "best" is kind of ambiguous. Do you mean most difficult to choose from, or most squeamish, or some other variation?

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would you rather cut off your penis all of it, or not be able to have sex and masturbate.

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Would you rather choose your sister or your brother if it meant death for the other.

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The hand question I would say the thumb, you need your toes for balance. It would be hard to play video games so, a kinect would be a good idea. Bingo! Microsoft should market to people with missing fingers.

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"would you rather cut off your penis all of it, or not be able to have sex and masturbate."
Doesn't seem like you put much thought into this one... How would you do the latter given the former??

You have two children. A homicidal maniac tells you that you can only keep one. Which one do you let 'em kill?

 

The ugly one

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@explicit_baron

No balance would be a great excuse to stay at home and play videogames :)

 

A classic would be: Would you rather get fucked in the ass or give a guy a blowjob. (obviously this only applys for dudes)

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Not that it makes it any less painful or embarrassing but would scenario A involve a woman with a strap-on or would it too have to involve another guy?

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Would you rather chug a tall glass of liquid nitrogen or dive head first from a 20ft high diving board into a 10ft deep, empty swimming pool?

 

Better yet:  Would you rather piss a marble or shit a pineapple?

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ok i have a good one now.

would you rather have both of your hands chopped off, or your tongue cut out.

Also if you get your hands cut off, you cant get prosthetic hands 

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Okay i Think i got one.

Would you Rather Go on a Date with:

A: The Shy girl that turns out to be into insanely Freaky Kinky things when your having sex! Like really....never know if that's her or the dog licking you.

B:The Childhood Friend witch you can act normal around, feel like yourself without the feeling of a stranger you don't truly know sitting right in front of you. However shes a light weight when it comes to drinking and also a angry drunk at that, so things might happen on her terms tonight with all that ''Selfdefence'' she knows.

 

So what will it be? A or B? Also it's dangerous to go alone Watch this!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478387/the-six-girls-youll-date-in-college

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@bip267: Since Goldteddy failed to answer yours, I'll take it.

Tongue. I could use computers and play games without it. And chat. To communicate with other people irl I could either learn the finger language, or explain with hands in other ways.

Would suck, but shitload better than no hands.

 

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Would you rather cut off your dick (YOURSELF), or never be on the internet (not home, or anywhere else), knowing what it is, and that your friends and family uses it.

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thats easy, never use internet.  1. you can use your imagination, for certain things ;). 2. all you really use the internet is to watch videos and look up things on google. You can do all the stuff with books, and without the internet you become more creative. And also you could use other electronics, just not be on the internet.

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if u were the last man on earth would u rather.....

A: bang an chick with blue waffle to repopulate the earth(+ she has every STD in the book)

B: take a razor-bladed dildo in the ass

u must choose one wat will it be???(im kinda scratchin my head on this on this one)