God Damn Duke Nukem Forever!

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JESUS CHRIST JUST PUT THE FUCKING GAME OUT!

Anyone else severely perturbed by this? I can't decide whether it's a joke or not, or whether it's been specifically designed for marketing.

I'll still get it, though, if I'm ever given the opportunity. I wouldn't even necessarily have to play it, I'll get for history's sake.

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Goddamn shitcunting bastard motherfuckers.

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Duke Nukem Forever

forever delayed. 

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haha,well it gives me more time to save money

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Feels fine, man. What, you waited a whole decade to suck on Duke's big, bouncy steel balls, you can wait another month with a dry mouth.

And besides, it's coming out after E3. And it's ETHREE, MAN! Biggest video game event of the year and shit.

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they'd do every one a favour if they came out and said fine we need another 10 years cause were incapable bastards that can't make a game and yes even after !10 FRICKEN YEARS so lets take 10 more... 

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Guys chill.

I'm pretty sure this is a clever ploy by marketing. There already is a running trend that this game is taking ages, why not play around with it. Push it back little bit by bit and build up even more hype. I'm pretty sure they never originally planed for a may release anyway. In fact I'd say this was their plan all along

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they'd do every one a favour if they came out and said fine we need another 10 years cause were incapable bastards that can't make a game and yes even after !10 FRICKEN YEARS so lets take 10 more... 

Heeeey, aren't you being a little unfair here? You know, the main reason 3DRealms never came out with Duke back then was because they wanted to make an awesome game. They weren't "incapable" of finishing it, they just wanted to blow your mind off to the stratosphere.

Gearbox is probably pulling a publicity stunt though, as it was mentioned. At this stage in development, the game is already finished and should be shipping to stores. No real reason for a delay. 

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Either that or they want to make an FPS who's multiplayer isn't riddled with bugs and exploits. I'm actually happy that they're coming out and announcing a short delay this early.

Part of the reason that DNF has taken so long is because from what I've heard, the investors at Take Two put development of the game on ice numerous times, leading to constant engine changes and restructuring of the game that caused the development period to be so long.

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hahaha! At least they have a sense of humor about it. What's another month? It's been like 13 years already.