The 6 Worst Things About Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is a far from perfect game. I spent a good week thinking about the game's most serious flaws. Here are the 6 worst things about Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

1. The VSAT

I cannot tell you how many times I have earned an VSAT in multiplayer, just to have my teammates start stealing all of my kills. I earned that VSAT, so I earned those kills. Get your own kills, noobs. Here's someone who agrees with me. 

Scorestreaks that help out my teammates can GTFO.

2. Strike Force Missions

As I am console gamer, tower defense is way too complicated for me. Keep that garbage on iPads and PC. Ain't nobody got time for that.

3. Online Pass

Black Ops 2 uses no online pass. An online pass I saved $10 for. What am I supposed to do with this extra $10 now Activision?!


This is what the world's best European players sound like when they play.

You also look and sound like this when you play.

5. Submachine Gun: The Game

There are so many different weapons available for use in multiplayer, but 90% of players are using submachine guns. Boring. Speaking of weapons...

6. Cheap Weapons

There are a lot of cheap weapons that scrubs are using for easy kills. Here is the definitive list of cheap weapons that noobs love:

  • Five Seven
  • Tac-45
  • B23R
  • Executioner
  • KAP-40
  • Remington 870 MCS
  • S12
  • KSG
  • M1216
  • MP7
  • PDW-57
  • Vector K10
  • MSMC
  • Chicom CQB
  • Skorpion EVO
  • Peacekeeper
  • MTAR
  • Type 25
  • SWAT-556
  • M27
  • SCAR-H
  • SMR
  • M8A1
  • AN-94
  • SVU-AS
  • DSR 50
  • Ballista
  • XPR-50
  • Mk 48
  • LSAT
  • HAMR
  • SMAW
  • RPG  


Of course there are more that 6 flaws with Black Ops 2. If you can think of any more, leave them in the comments.

TurMoiL911's picture

This is a joke, right? There's no way this is meant to be serious.

I don't understand the reasoning behind number 1. The VSAT encourages killstealing? By that logic, so does the regular UAV.

Numbers 3 and 4 are just on a level of stupidity hat transcends the possibility of sarcasm.

I do however appreciate you listing every offensive weapon in number 6. Sometimes I can't name them all of the top of my head without an easily compiled list.

live2rock13's picture

All of these "things" are lacking some detailed explanations. Three sentence descriptions such as "As I am console gamer, tower defense is way too complicated for me. Keep that garbage on iPads and PC. Ain't nobody got time for that."  and adding a few YouTube links doesn't really show strength for what your trying to show. Also, copying and pasting a list of nearly all the guns in the game is just lazy and unoriginal. Do not get me wrong, I am sure you had a great idea that you came up with. However, the execution was bad and not really thought out well enough.    

vegasjamie's picture

Anyone who doesn't see that this is a LULz post is an idiot. HAHAH. CoD Fanboys GET MAD

Theinside11234's picture

Black Ops 2 was a huge disappointment for me. Especially after how surprisingly good the first Black Ops was. Treyarch has completely ruined Zombies with shitty maps, unnecessary extra modes, and game ruining patches. All the multiplayer maps are not only boring to look at (Hijacked is just Nuketown on a boat!!!) , but play terrible as well (besides Raid). And the story was lame as balls (I swear I thought that black general guy would never stop saying cocksucker). I'll stick with Black Ops 1 thank you very much.

Scumbagb3n's picture

Bouncing betties and shock charges hidden 'in' cardboard boxes.

LenZeppel1n's picture

So, does nobody care about the campaign then?   I understand that most people only play it once, if ever, but Black Ops 2 did have a surprisingly good campaign, better than the last 5 CoD games.

MarioDragon's picture

I'm sort of surprised this is on the front page... Maybe it would make more sense to me if I've played a CoD game since MW2.

donuthead7310's picture

Criticizing CoD is easy mode for making a top 10 list or review for a video game.  This blog was lacking in explanation and very predictable.

I feel as though the author wanted less to list actual flaws with the video game and more complain that certain killstreaks and weapons that he didn't like were "cheap."  In addition, for numbers 5 and 6, you pretty much listed that SMGs and all of those other guns were "easy kills" without providing any insight into why they were cheap or unbalanced.  Number 4 is irrelevant since it has absolutely nothing to do with the game itself and more to do with the community.

By the way, I wasn't a fan of BO2 at all.  This article was uninformative and unfair to the game. 

(Also, if this is a joke or you are "trolling," disregard all above.)

dalton32389's picture

... I disliked this.

Whiplash's picture

I'm curious to know who put this in the featured blogs, because it's a big bag of shit from a loser with a skinny wiener.

Milleniummaster18's picture

Well, from the looks of it, there are two people who have authority to feature stuff. You know them.

Gee, I wonder who could've featured it.

And this is why you don't feature stuff while having a "buzz", John. :P

hilikus's picture

RPG. Seriously?

jbrad6's picture

people still play call of duty?

WhiteandNerdy's picture

I believe this post was not meant to be taken seriously, but that just may be my own personal opinion. The post did make me laugh, if that was the intention, then it succeeded.

Also, this post was featured because it was written by a reliable member of the WGG and NGW community, "Br1Zzo". He has been around for as long as I can remember. Being that this was written by Br1Zzo and the fact that he tends to have a keen sense of humour, as what I have gathered over the years, it just furthers the fact that this post was meant to be a joke.

All in all, it made me laugh when I took my shit--thank you.

Burchy's picture

This post is good for a laugh and a joke, the video showcasing over excited, foul mouthed gamers was particularly interesting. But is it really 'featured post' material?

Brian Majurinen's picture

+5 to you WhiteandNerdy

II RickyBFC II's picture

I wrote a perfectly good article last year which was declined by the moderators, and this garbage gets published. Lets have some consistency WGG.

PigheadedBobobo's picture

Good old br1zzo. But seriously, how did this game not win strategy game of the year?

Jevrio's picture

My biggest problem with the game is that it exist.

Whiplash's picture

Because it isn't Starcraft.

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