FratasticVoyage's Weekly Football Dumbass (besides Dan): Preseason Honorable Mentions

The New England Patriots recently acquired Defensive Tackle Albert Haynesworth from the Washington Redskins. Haynesworth is expected around here in New England to be either hit or miss in terms of talent, with one major concern being his personal baggage; Haynesworth was charged with Sexual Assault last April while he played for the Washington Redskins, where he was feuding with then-head coach Mike Shanahan.

While on the way out of the courthouse from his Sexual Assault Trial late this summer (yes, he was accused of raping a waitress. I repeat: He was accused of raping a woman), Haynesworth had this to say in response to the issue:

Tim Tebow. The End.

Just kidding, but seriously, with the shit he's pulled lately, that's all I need.

For those of you lacking brain cells on things that matter, Tim Tebow is a 1st String Superstar the eyes of Tim Tebow, Travis Tebow, his mom probably, and God. To the rest of the world, he's just another 3rd string scrub that doesn't understand that running option plays every other down in the NFL, and thus plays like garbage.

He's also religious as fuck, which isn't really appealing to a non-believing confirmed Catholic like myself.

If God is real, then may he kill me with a lightning bolt right now.

Yup, still alive. All I'm saying is any real God would have lightning powers.


Just watch the video of this last honorable mention:


It was on during one of the preseason games.

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