You read the title and teaser, so let's get down to business, bitch. You came here for answers. What you're going to get:
Let's go down the line, shall we?
New Orlean Saints @ Green Bay Packers = Green Bay
This is sort of a tough call, seeing as last year Green Bay won, and the year before that, the Saints won as well. I like the potential of both teams, but I'm going with the "hot hand" this week by picking Green Bay to win. I'm also picking the Packers because some key players that were injured last season are back, like Donald Driver, who had his worse season in 7 years due to a quad injury, and I liked how he looked in preseason.
Atlanta Falcons @ Chicago Bears = Atlanta Falcons
Seriously though, how do you pick against a quarterback with a nickname like 'Matty Ice'? The answer is you dont. Jay Cutler sucks and doesn't convert on third downs under pressure. Don't even think about it. Chicago isn't winning this one. (Seriously though, the depth chart for Atlanta looks much better than Chicago's.)
Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs = Kansas City Chiefs
If you've never watched football before, here's a pro tip: Always bet against buffalo. Seriously, every time a decent healthy team plays Buffalo, the opposing team calls the week "Buffalo Week," which is synonymous with the term "preseason game" or "free win for the other team"
Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns = Cleveland Browns
Well, I hate to do it, but I have to root for Rex Ryan's retarded brother. The Browns aren't what I call a good team, but I really don't see the Bengals beating them in Cleveland.